1. I burp constantly. I can't help it. Since giving birth to four children during the past decade+ I have lost all control of my diaphragm. Breathy, quiet burps escape my lips at regular intervals. Plus my addiction to diet dr. pepper doesn't help.
2. I can probably read faster than you. I read at twice the rate of Wes. I'm not proud, just stating a fact. I attribute my fast reading abilities to how much I read when I was going through speech therapy as a child.
3. I've never received a speeding ticket. I'm going on my 20 year anniversary as a licenced driver with a perfect record. Jealous? I'm a slow, cautious driver by nature. During my childhood I was in a few car wrecks and they scared me straight.
4. I floss every single day. Sometimes twice. I cannot fall asleep at night if my teeth have gone unflossed. I love to talk teeth. I'm considering going into the dental field.
5. I have to drive with sunglasses on. I have very pale eyes and they let a lot of light into them (according to my optometrist). This causes lots of squinting which leads to headaches and nasty crows feet.
6. I don't really like babies that much. Don't get me wrong, I loved my babies, its just that I would have rather had them dropped off to me at age one. That first year is killer for me. I don't enjoy having another human being so completely dependant on me.
7. I'm a terrible liar. I cannot keep a straight face. If you ask me if your butt is fat, and it is fat, I can't lie and say it is not. I will just be very evasive and try to change the subject.
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Next time I need to hear the truth about my outfit I am definetly asking you! ;) And I love that you are addicted to Diet Dr Pepper, it is my favorite too! Besides, what is better than a big ol belch! especially when you get people looking around for the guy who let it out, only to find a petite lady rippin em out!
I wasn't much of a baby person either UNTIL baby Luke! For some reason, I can get enough of him!
Oh my gosh, I didn't realize we were so alike. I do 5 out of your 7items. Maybe I am a copy cat too! Heehee. I don't burp so much and I love babies, but everything else is me to a t. You should see all of the books I go through.
I love how honest you are! You seriously crack me up. I am looking forward to our workout in the morning so I can hear more of your honesty! By the way, I am not going to ask you if my butt is fat, I own a mirror, I know it is!
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